The answer to the question of can a billionaire get some privacy while spanking and getting handsy with his bikini-clad fiancée on his superyacht is no.

At least that’s the answer if the billionaire’s name happens to be Jeff Bezos. Which begs a follow-up question: Is it even worth being a billionaire if that’s the case?

I’d assume that the fact that the 61-year-old Amazon founder can’t enjoy some quiet time with his fiancée, Lauren Sanchez, on his $500 million super-yacht has to be on the list of cons.

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The two were attempting to do that this week somewhere off the coast of Cannes when cameras caught the spanking in question and more. The moment between Bezos and Sanchez took place as the astronaut worked on her tan in a leopard-print thong bikini.

It was then turned into a play-by-play of the action by those who got their hands on the paparazzi photos. You can see those photos here.

According to Page Six, Sanchez was rocking “a tiny leopard print thong bikini and straw bucket hat on a lounge chair.” Another bikini-clad woman was sitting nearby and enjoyed the scene.

From there, the play-by-play gets into some important coverage of Sanchez on all fours and of her raising her arm as if to celebrate something, probably the fact that she’s engaged to one of the richest men in the world.

Bezos at some point rubbed her bikini-clad body, which absolutely is worthy of covering, and there was some PDA between the two to cap off the unplanned photo shoot.

I stand corrected. Having a $500 million super-yacht sounds awesome and is completely worth any of the ridiculous concerns over privacy. You’re on top of the world.

You’re floating around wherever you want, coming up with plans to fire more celebrities into space, and making sure there isn’t a dull moment with your bikini-clad fiancée. There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.