Crypto Bros Celebrate Themselves at Bitcoin’s Most MAGA Convention Yet

June 2, 2025

In another time, the Bitcoin 2025 convention at Las Vegas’ Venetian hotel casino last week  might have been most memorable for its cringeworthy moments. There was a group that wore shirts with the slogan “Jesus Loves Bitcoin” on the back. David Bailey, CEO of the parent company of conference host Bitcoin Magazine, tried to buy bitcoin in an on-stage transaction — and it didn’t work. Interludes featured music by a string quartet; they covered the techno instrumental “Sandstorm” by Darude. The company Realbotix demoed Aria, an uncanny humanoid robot, who stood next to a table where passersby could feel the texture of a sample silicone face like her own. “Soft, right?” one man commented admiringly. Realbotix CEO Andrew Kiguel, asked what he would say to someone creeped out by the bot, says he more often hears the response, “I’d like to find a way to make this my romantic partner.” Toward the end of the conference, we endured seven minutes of slam poetry that included lines such as “Bitcoin is the truth, not my truth or your truth, or even our truth / It is the truth / It is math.” This followed a keynote by business executive and Bitcoin crusader Michael Saylor called “21 Ways to Wealth,” with steps that included asking AI models how to legally structure your business. The advice was accompanied by slides of cultish, AI-generated illustrations that painted Bitcoin in an almost sacred light. “You feed the fire by buying bitcoin,” Saylor said. “He who has the most bitcoin at the end of the game is the winner.”

Except you got the impression that everyone listening already thought of themselves as a winner. They’d bet on a digital asset that many people dismissed as a scam or mirage, and it had paid off big-time. Not only that, the community had proven crucial to the political comeback of Donald J. Trump, rebranded as a crypto warrior with millions in Super PAC donations from industry giants, and now presiding over a Bitcoin boom. As this group gathered in the heart of Sin City to congratulate each other on their good fortunes and electoral activism, the MAGA spirit pervaded, leaving an outside observer to wonder if Bitcoin could ever again be seen as a politically neutral project. After three days of this stuff, you could hardly muster a double take when a panel moderator earnestly asked, “What are the similarities between Bitcoin and the American Revolution?”